Making a mandarin

Posted September 21st, 2017 by leonard

Mummy: Leo made a mandarin today!

Daddy: Huh? How do you make a mandarin?

Mummy: He got it out and peeled it.

Leo: I went into my lab and got an apple and a lemon and made a mandarin.

Great Ants

Posted July 18th, 2017 by Leonard Malcolm

No She Is Your Great Great Great Great Great Ant!

My 2ds

Posted June 26th, 2017 by leonard

I have a 2ds that i can play on when i want to! It has 13 games on it. it would be cool if my cousins could try some of my games!

My trip to Indonesia

Posted June 26th, 2017 by leonard

I will be visiting some of my cousins and my granny and grandpa in Indonesia! i will be there for 6 days.

Tamagochi

Posted June 26th, 2017 by Leonard Malcolm

Six year old Leo doesn’t want Daddy to give him his old Tamagotchi because “it might accidentally die”.

Pokepets

Posted October 17th, 2016 by leonard

Dog type is super effective against cat type.

Juicing

Posted August 18th, 2015 by leonard

Daddy was juicing oranges. Leo: “It would be quicker if you took the lid off and got some juice out of the fridge and poured it in.”

Accidents

Posted February 12th, 2015 by leonard

I don’t like all the accidents I have that are giant. I only like the accidents that are small, or a little bit big, or big.

Where’s Doyle?

Posted January 20th, 2015 by leonard

Leo: Where’s Doyle?
Daddy: He’s in the toilet.
Leo: Is he in the pipe?

Yes, no and maybe

Posted December 19th, 2014 by leonard

Leo: If I eat my food then can I have a drink?
Mummy: Maybe.
Leo: Maybe means yes, and never means no, so yes.