Pokepets

Posted October 17th, 2016 by leonard

Dog type is super effective against cat type.

Juicing

Posted August 18th, 2015 by leonard

Daddy was juicing oranges. Leo: “It would be quicker if you took the lid off and got some juice out of the fridge and poured it in.”

Accidents

Posted February 12th, 2015 by leonard

I don’t like all the accidents I have that are giant. I only like the accidents that are small, or a little bit big, or big.

Where’s Doyle?

Posted January 20th, 2015 by leonard

Leo: Where’s Doyle?
Daddy: He’s in the toilet.
Leo: Is he in the pipe?

Yes, no and maybe

Posted December 19th, 2014 by leonard

Leo: If I eat my food then can I have a drink?
Mummy: Maybe.
Leo: Maybe means yes, and never means no, so yes.

Red jam

Posted October 16th, 2014 by leonard

Leo: I want you to have peanut butter.
Daddy: But I don’t like peanut butter.
Leo: I don’t want you to have red jam.
Daddy: But I like red jam.
Leo: It’s not healthy for you.

Compliments

Posted January 27th, 2014 by leonard

Leo: (To Reileen) I love your necklace!
Reileen: Thank you!
Leo: (To Doyle) I love your neck!

Bread

Posted October 29th, 2013 by leonard

Leo: I love bread! I cuddle bread. [He proceeds to do so.] I kiss bread. [He proceeds to do so.]

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Leo at bedtime

Posted October 17th, 2013 by leonard

Leo was in bed, and we were trying to get him to sleep.

Leo: Roar! Roar! Roar!

Mummy: No more scary dinosaurs, please Leo.

A pause.

Leo: Quack! Quack! Quack!

Leo counting

Posted September 14th, 2013 by leonard

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, six, seven, eight, zero.