Archive for the ‘cuteness’ category

Tamagochi

June 26th, 2017

Six year old Leo doesn’t want Daddy to give him his old Tamagotchi because “it might accidentally die”.

Pokepets

October 17th, 2016

Dog type is super effective against cat type.

Leo counting

September 14th, 2013

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, six, seven, eight, zero.

Toys

July 28th, 2013

Mummy: Do you have to many toys? Leo (enthusiastically): Yes! Mummy: Should we give some of them away? Leo: … Why?

What’s that?

April 28th, 2013

Leo and Daddy were reading a picture book. Leo: What’s that? Daddy: Butterfly. Leo: What’s that? Daddy: Dog. Leo (vehemently): NO! Daddy: No? What is it, then? Leo: Dog.

Why?

April 14th, 2013

Leo was messing about by putting batteries where they shouldn’t go. Mummy (sternly): Leo! Leo: Why? Mummy: Because it’s naughty. Leo: Why is it naughty?

Television quotes

April 4th, 2013

Mummy: Do you want a drink? Leo: No, I want TB. Leo: I want TB back on. (Leo says TB instead of TV)

Going Out

February 13th, 2013

Mummy: Leo, do you want to go out for lunch? Leo: Yeah! (pause) I want a cake!

Fart Joke

October 6th, 2012

Leo: Oh, fart. Mummy: Did you do a fart, Leo? Leo farts Mummy (thinking): Right, I didn’t know he actually knew that word.

At the breakfast table this morning: Leo: Mum Mummy: (turns to face Leo) Yes, Leo? Leo: *blows raspberries*