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Making a mandarin

September 21st, 2017

Mummy: Leo made a mandarin today! Daddy: Huh? How do you make a mandarin? Mummy: He got it out and peeled it. Leo: I went into my lab and got an apple and a lemon and made a mandarin.

Great Ants

July 18th, 2017

No She Is Your Great Great Great Great Great Ant!


August 18th, 2015

Daddy was juicing oranges. Leo: “It would be quicker if you took the lid off and got some juice out of the fridge and poured it in.”


February 12th, 2015

I don’t like all the accidents I have that are giant. I only like the accidents that are small, or a little bit big, or big.

Where’s Doyle?

January 20th, 2015

Leo: Where’s Doyle? Daddy: He’s in the toilet. Leo: Is he in the pipe?

Yes, no and maybe

December 19th, 2014

Leo: If I eat my food then can I have a drink? Mummy: Maybe. Leo: Maybe means yes, and never means no, so yes.

Red jam

October 16th, 2014

Leo: I want you to have peanut butter. Daddy: But I don’t like peanut butter. Leo: I don’t want you to have red jam. Daddy: But I like red jam. Leo: It’s not healthy for you.


January 27th, 2014

Leo: (To Reileen) I love your necklace! Reileen: Thank you! Leo: (To Doyle) I love your neck!

Leo at bedtime

October 17th, 2013

Leo was in bed, and we were trying to get him to sleep. Leo: Roar! Roar! Roar! Mummy: No more scary dinosaurs, please Leo. A pause. Leo: Quack! Quack! Quack!