Leo’s latest catchphase

Posted August 29th, 2013 by leonard

Leo’s latest catchphrase is “A’ gone’d away summers”, sometimes adding, “and the King”. We have no idea what it means.

Toys

Posted July 28th, 2013 by leonard

Mummy: Do you have to many toys?
Leo (enthusiastically): Yes!
Mummy: Should we give some of them away?
Leo: … Why?

Leo’s Hiding Trick

Posted May 23rd, 2013 by leonard

Logo

Posted May 10th, 2013 by leonard

ci-50-logo---goldVery impressed with Leo. He saw this on my shirt, and, pointing at the first digit, proudly pronounced “five!”.  He then pointed at the second, and said “bouncing ball!”.

What’s that?

Posted April 28th, 2013 by leonard

Leo and Daddy were reading a picture book.

Leo: What’s that?
Daddy: Butterfly.
Leo: What’s that?
Daddy: Dog.
Leo (vehemently): NO!
Daddy: No? What is it, then?
Leo: Dog.

Why?

Posted April 14th, 2013 by leonard

Leo was messing about by putting batteries where they shouldn’t go.
Mummy (sternly): Leo!
Leo: Why?
Mummy: Because it’s naughty.
Leo: Why is it naughty?

Television quotes

Posted April 4th, 2013 by leonard

Mummy: Do you want a drink?
Leo: No, I want TB.

Leo: I want TB back on.
(Leo says TB instead of TV)

Going Out

Posted February 13th, 2013 by leonard

Mummy: Leo, do you want to go out for lunch?
Leo: Yeah! (pause) I want a cake!

Hide and Seek

Posted November 20th, 2012 by leonard


Mummy: Is Leo hiding?
Leo: Yes.

Fart Joke

Posted October 6th, 2012 by leonard

Leo: Oh, fart.
Mummy: Did you do a fart, Leo?
Leo farts
Mummy (thinking): Right, I didn’t know he actually knew that word.